all this and smoke mad cigs

my list of things to do at work today:
1. holiday closing letter to clients BECAUSE WE'RE CLOSED ON FRIDAY BITCHEZ!! good friday is right on for all the jesus lovers who love zombie jesus and its a really good friday for the jews who get to reap the rewards of zombie jesus and go to the dmv to get their suspended liscence back. and then go shopping. NEW JEANS PLEASE.
2. send invoices to clients because i was too lazy last night
3. respond to Veronica's massive list of the most annoyingly detailed questions that have ever been typed.
4. send Gap use sheet to elizabeth
5. Follow up for Old Navy models' W4s. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. it's like, don't these girls wanna get paid? IT'S ALL UP TO ME TO SUBMIT YOU FOR PAYMENT SO DON'T TREAD ON ME!!!
6. Call AFTRA to fight late fee claim
7. Read in SAG book about auditions and how much these people make even when they aren't booked for the spots.
8. organize lunch receipts and petty cash.
9. kill myself from boredom
10. talk to Jeanine about american idol even though my tivo didn't record it. thank god for rickey.org. chris richardson and blake are totes still top on my list even though i will come on the record right now and say that sanjaya will outsell them all. honestly, anyone can make a hit record now with all that technology in the studio and he's already got the fanbase. if you put b.spears on the american idol stage when she was 16 she'd be out so quick you know? it really doesnt matter that he can't sing like the others. alls you gotta do is give sanjaya a catchy song with a cute video and it will be gold. also, throw him on the road and imagine him singing in front of a million tween girls and don't forget your slickers because the tears are gunna FLOW.... FLOW!! also watch for them fainting and them peeing themselves. SANJAYA IS GOING TO BE SO RICHHHH