Dear Diary

I'm finallyyy reading Dear Diary, and I obviously knew I'd like it cos her column is really the only thing I like about Vice, but seriously, omggg. I mean I have a few problems with it, but how therapeutic! I'm only up to the part where she starts doing drugs, and I don't really care about the whole raver phase and heroin addiction part cos it's not really relevant to me, you know, but so far, the whole beginning part of growing up on LI, hardcore shows, hanging out with older dudes, and mean girls in middle school?? Then it kind of made me dig out all these old memories and demons I had from the past and fucked with me. Life is so weeeeird. Did you guys read it?

douchiest celeb quote of the day 2

“It’s a funny misconception with her. People always think she’s really angry and she’s really mad and she really hates everyone, and doesn’t care about anything, when the thing she cares about most is her fans and her music.”

- Avril Lavigne’s husband, Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley, tells the Edmonton Sun.

douchiest celeb quote of the day

"We saw a rainbow, and I photographed it on my new iPhone."
-Pete Wentz

marc jacobs shop employees- they're just like us!!

ok girls, be prepared to have your collective minds blown!
i was in the marc jacobs shop on bleecker the other day having a browse at ovepriced, overhyped clothing, totally in a daze..when all of a sudden i heard something familiar coming from the overhead speakers...
i looked up to witness the 3 manorexic, holier than thou store employees FINGER POINTING and singing along to kid dynamite!
i started singing along to myself.. [i can't believe i remember the words after all this time! i have to go search secondhand bins at record shops for the cd since mine is in a basement on long island somewhere]..anyway where was i? oh yeah..at what point do you think these guys decided to trade in their texas is the reason tshirts for mj sports coats?
anyway it was fun watching the rich old ladies look confused and crinkle their noses at the 'racket' that ensued. it really helped clear the snobbery from the place..more high end designers should look into hiring ex punk kids to work for them!

SamRon

Samantha Ronson? yes, no? to me, she seems like a kind of crazy manic socialite bad DJ who is kind of really cheesy and doesn't matter at all, even in hollywood. then i saw this:
now i can't decide how i feel!
look at her dog!
she's obsessively in love with Lindsey Lohan and is not afraid to let the world know!
(i heard they're actually dating???)

dude, wtf!

Danielle Mussafi
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Miscellaneous Crew:
"The American Experience" (intern) (1 episode, 2005)
- Kinsey (2005) TV Episode (intern)
Kinsey (2005) (TV) (intern)
"Frontline" (intern) (1 episode, 2004)
- The Persuaders (2004) TV Episode (intern)


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Genres: Documentary / Biography
STARmeter: down 3% since last week


yo you see that shit? my IMDB STARmeter is down 3% from last week!! this is a fucking travesty! i mean, what did i do wrong?? i felt pretty good this week, too!!

the crest

so i was just watching vh1 like.. most outrageous celebrity real estate or something equally as interesting, or rather, completely not interesting, and ryan seacrest came on. here's how it played out:


unfunny 'comic'/talking head: "he bought richard dreyfuss' old house!! he has a million jobs and is on tv and the radio 24/7. he's going to be in hollywood forever!!"

me: "holy fuck he totally is!..haha richard dreyfuss!?"


so this man is literally the new dick clark, or, if you prefer, the dick clark of our generation. he'll really be here forever. like, when we're 47 he'll be hosting new years eve times square no doubt. so then i, obviously, became really interested in him. did i mention i was high? anyway, i was like.. hm, it's pretty weird that he's everywhere on tv and shit and i don't know anything about him "personally" except for those really fucking unfortunate pictures where he was kissing teri hatcher and those were fucking gross. so i wiki him and begin to read.


Ryan John Seacrest (born December 24, 1974) is an American radio, television personality, and anchorman. Seacrest is also a former children's game show host, who gained prominence as the host of the reality television talent-search series American Idol. In 2004, he joined Casey Kasem the host of American Top 40, and he has co-hosted Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Dick Clark since 2005.


omg boring!! can you even read that??? i can't! nah, just kidding.. i mean, i read like three more paragraphs but totally couldn't read anymore cause i remembered that i didn't give one little shit about this dude. i'll let him host my e! shows and say witty things to simon and interview boring celebs while standing on red carpets but i mean, i guess that's as far as our relationship is gunna go. either way, ewwww:



i've never meant the phrase "gag me with a spoon" more. but the real villian in this photo has to be the hatch. she is soo the beast here.

MUSSAFI OUT

this is what happens when my best friends go to florida...

i went to nick's at 1am, right before he deflated the blow up castle and kicked everyone out. i bought a bag from mike and drove home, stopping at mcdonalds on the way. while i was waiting on the really long line, this fucking frantic woman comes up to my car and is like freaking. she said her friends were too drunk to take her home and she needed money for a cab or a ride or whatever. so i'm like okay yea totally get in. so she gets in my car and fucking smells like pee and b.o. so...

i have to finish this tomorrow cause i'm soo high and ican't type anymore

remind me to mention the pete wentz bar

worst day ever!!!

reasons why today is a demon hell ride:

1. went to see about my busted ipod and was told that it's going to be impossible to repair. so now i have to spend $$$$ on a new one because i can't work without one. well technically i CAN but would die from boredom at work.

2. lost my vera wang sunglasses while in the process of getting ipod checked out

3. al has about $300 in checks from the restaurant he works in ..i was going to use them to buy a new ipod..but they are made out to some random person's name and even the dodgy check cashing place wouldn't cash them for me!


sorry i just needed to vent!!!