it just took me so long to realize this was about coke. i was like, huh? long lines to get a $2 pbr at the bar? long lines waiting for the bathroom... bathroom.. oh, coke. but that took like 15 minutes. and then i noticed that even the NY was made to look like MIRRORS.
and then i thought THIS IS THE FUCKING WORST SHIRT EVER WHOEVER WEARS THIS IS AN IDIOT
nothing says hip like spending 32 dollars on a salvation army t-shirt. i mean, seriously? are you serious? 32 dollars at the salvation army can get you so much shit! so much better shit you fool. i spent 5 bucks on a christian dior velvet bathrobe this weekend that like.. once i finally get laundry detergent and can wash the stds off of it, i'm gunna like, LIVE IN IT. i hope you have fun in that stupid shirt. on a brighter(?) note, this might just be the most ironic t-shirt ever made if you think about it.
oh snap it was bound to happen. they brought out the big guns. its even called the led zeppelin burnout tee. it's almost too beautiful for words.
i noticed that this shirt is 'online only.' do you think that's because, no not everyone loves a lesbian? i mean i guess if you mean the two hot babes who looove making out in front of you then yeah, they like those lesbians but i don't know about non-drunk lesbians in everyday life. but who knows, it could be online only because a black t-shirt with white writing on it is probably going to suck no matter what it says i.e. the worst most cliche "can't sleep clowns will eat me"? but seriously, wtf? what does that even mean? oh and this shirt is kinda worse than that because it has rainbows on it.
and finally,
haha ali, i bet you're like "oh thank god"
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best thing i've ever read in my life. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
i can't wait till i actually see someone wearing that LA shirt. i bet it will either be at a dim mak party or on melrose. posers.
hahaha, danielle!
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