business ideas

1. cigarette rehab: rich people pay mad money to come stay at some nice resort and take a week out of their lives to just fucking quit the stogers already. i think the break from everyday life is key, you know? its all you have to focus on while getting tan and playing tennis. or staying in and playing wii tennis - which i just did and i am SWEEAATIING holy shit. anyway, you can be as bitchy as you want cause everyone will be bitchy. NIGHTLY BITCH FESTS AROUND THE FIRE!! and you'd be with mad people supporting you, helping you.. just chillin in the same boat. obvs we'd give out nicorette gum/patches like it's air. this was actually jay's idea originally but i mean, fuck that, this isn't his blog.

2. paparazzi for tourists: people walk in and pay like some ridiculous amount of money to feel like a celebrity via paparazzi styled photo shoots. there's this huge wall with automatic cameras aiming at a red carpet for them to stand on. or we could change the background to be of them sitting at the ivy or walking down the street if they want the shots to look like they are candid. we could green screen this shit and go buckwild!! each camera (maybe there's like 15 of them?) would take about 20+ pictures each in about 2 minutes so they'll be able to see the crazy wall of flashes the celebs must see.. there could be cardboard cut outs of celebs to pose with or people could just pose with their friends. maybe there's fancy dresses people can put on too! then they pick their fav pics and get their own "in touch" cover made with whatever headlines they want. COME ON!! we could even airbrush them! i think this could be huge in new york/la in the touristy areas. fuck it, it could be huge in oklahoma. i'm kind of dead serious about this one.

more to come...