Dear Slut Machine, I have a crush on my guy friend's roommate. I'm tempted to tell my friend that I heart his roommate, but I'd rather handle my own business. How do I go about showing his roommate that I'm interested without using my friend as a middle-man?
Orchestrate a situation (without making it seem like an orchestration) where you guys are all together at a time you think you will all get drunk. Like, drunk drunk. It'll work itself out from there. If they don't drink, then I can't imagine them being fun to hang out with, so you should just fuck the roommate and then peace on them both. If you don't drink, then maybe you should, if you're having problems like this. Happy holidays!
Friday, December 14, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Thursday, November 1, 2007
things i wish i had said to clinton from what not to wear but didn't because i acted too cool for school
spotted:
-adam goldberg. at my coffee cart. every day.
-anna sui at film forum. october 30.
-clinton kelly from what not to wear. today.
so i have an unspoken agreement with myself that whenever i see celebs or ["celebs" ex. anyone from a reality show, anyone in a band] i completely ignore them.
[case in point: bjork, uncle karl lagerfeld himself]
today when i saw clinton from what not to wear i walked on by but now im kicking myself...mainly because i have some prevailing unanswered questions that i believe mr. argyle sweater would be able to sort out for me. mainly:
1. what is clinton and stacy's collective opinion on vintage/secondhand? they always seem to show disgust towards anything that isn't a total 'classic' wardrobe staple. going by their theories, none of us would be considered 'stylish' even though our demographic is what provides inspiration for many designers these days [the proper term is 'trickle up fashion']. so theoretically, if stacy and clinton were to come to bedford avenue on a saturday, they would be appalled, right?
also, it is a proven fact that these two despise 'mom jeans.' what would they say when they explore popular fashion trends of the moment and discover that high waisted jeans are all the rage?? this is important. i need to know.
2. ok this doesn't directly relate to clinton, but why does nick arrojo [the haircutter guy] always give the worst soccer mom coifs?
3. what happens after the first round when the makeover subject goes shopping on her own and inevitably buys all the wrong shit [ie miniskirts when they're supposed to be looking for a-line knee length ones]? they only have a limit of $5,000 so if they spend $3,000 on the first day, and only half of the clothes are good, do they have to return the rest? help!
4. this one is for megan:
what brand is that weird airbrush on make up that carmindy uses? and where can we buy it?
ok clinton, im after you now.
you must live near here, right?
help me solve these mysteries!
-adam goldberg. at my coffee cart. every day.
-anna sui at film forum. october 30.
-clinton kelly from what not to wear. today.
so i have an unspoken agreement with myself that whenever i see celebs or ["celebs" ex. anyone from a reality show, anyone in a band] i completely ignore them.
[case in point: bjork, uncle karl lagerfeld himself]
today when i saw clinton from what not to wear i walked on by but now im kicking myself...mainly because i have some prevailing unanswered questions that i believe mr. argyle sweater would be able to sort out for me. mainly:
1. what is clinton and stacy's collective opinion on vintage/secondhand? they always seem to show disgust towards anything that isn't a total 'classic' wardrobe staple. going by their theories, none of us would be considered 'stylish' even though our demographic is what provides inspiration for many designers these days [the proper term is 'trickle up fashion']. so theoretically, if stacy and clinton were to come to bedford avenue on a saturday, they would be appalled, right?
also, it is a proven fact that these two despise 'mom jeans.' what would they say when they explore popular fashion trends of the moment and discover that high waisted jeans are all the rage?? this is important. i need to know.
2. ok this doesn't directly relate to clinton, but why does nick arrojo [the haircutter guy] always give the worst soccer mom coifs?
3. what happens after the first round when the makeover subject goes shopping on her own and inevitably buys all the wrong shit [ie miniskirts when they're supposed to be looking for a-line knee length ones]? they only have a limit of $5,000 so if they spend $3,000 on the first day, and only half of the clothes are good, do they have to return the rest? help!
4. this one is for megan:
what brand is that weird airbrush on make up that carmindy uses? and where can we buy it?
ok clinton, im after you now.
you must live near here, right?
help me solve these mysteries!
Sunday, October 21, 2007
anyone?
does anyone watch tell me you love me? im so into it! and no one else is, ughh. i know it seems really boring and depressing and i guess it kind of is, but im hooked! they show pubes! old people have sex! masturbation, semen, lottsa boobs, plus boone from lost is on it, etc. etc.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Something
i notice that whenever I'm in a thrift store, all ambitious and ready to find awesome shit, i always look around for other hipsterish girls to see what my competition is. then when i find cool things, i feel all victorious about it. this happened yesterday.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
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